NEWSFLASH: TV’s to be re-branded

We are all guilty of watching TV, but recent studies have shown we may spend too much time watching them, or masturbating in front of them. Activists have asked that TV’s be rebranded as ‘slaveboxes’ and each will come with a whip which will crack on the hour, every hour.

However, this has provoked a wave of reform, with suggestions that Netflix be renamed to ‘absolute bollocks’, DVD’s be renamed to ‘death discs’ and bluerays to ‘poo rays’. 

A local man made a valid comment on these name changes “I don’t know if it is a good idea, but poo rays vs. death discs is probably the best band name I’ve heard in a while”. We will keep you updated on further developments.Image

(Picture taken from: http://www.maximumpc.com/article/news/toshiba_tackle_3d_tv_market_summer)

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s