We are all guilty of watching TV, but recent studies have shown we may spend too much time watching them, or masturbating in front of them. Activists have asked that TV’s be rebranded as ‘slaveboxes’ and each will come with a whip which will crack on the hour, every hour.
However, this has provoked a wave of reform, with suggestions that Netflix be renamed to ‘absolute bollocks’, DVD’s be renamed to ‘death discs’ and bluerays to ‘poo rays’.
A local man made a valid comment on these name changes “I don’t know if it is a good idea, but poo rays vs. death discs is probably the best band name I’ve heard in a while”. We will keep you updated on further developments.
(Picture taken from: http://www.maximumpc.com/article/news/toshiba_tackle_3d_tv_market_summer)